Saturday, February 13, 2010

Humanity Is Doomed

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: Hey
You: Do you think it's rude to request personal information from strangers on the internet/
You: ?
Stranger: not really....
Stranger: if it's very personal, no
Stranger: but if it's your name, and where your from, it doesn't matter
You: Let me ask that another way; do you think it's rude to ask ASL as the second line of any conversation?
Stranger: not reallly
You: Hmmm... bugs the shit out of me, but go ahead and ask.
Stranger: um... ok what is your ASL?
You: 22/m/usa
You: disconnect?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Next Conversation

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: hi
You: Challenge:
You: Can you think of a question besides ASL?
You: Bonus points if you can.
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: skip question?
You: That's more of a statement/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl plz
You: Jesus not again
Stranger: hhahaha
Stranger: wwat?
Stranger: seems funny
Stranger: :p
You: Seriously, what does it matter, you have no way to verify anything I tell you.
Stranger: lol...but we can still visualize whom we are chatting with..
Stranger: like....17 m aus.../71 f makes all the diff........m i right?
You: well yeah, but I am male and so many of these conversations start out "asl" "22/m/usa" [Disconnect]
Stranger: ahaha..
Stranger: u knw the reason..
Stranger: right?
Stranger: :p
You: Because I'm a bad liar?
Stranger: all want some girl....see...if u r male...n ur opponent s also male...y ll he chat...he wud wish to get soem girl....u get ma point?
Stranger: some*
You: I do.
You: I guess I must be old, but it seems to me if you want to jerk off there's plenty of porn on the internet.
Stranger: chatting also....male n male seems to be kind of gay...n girls aslo wanna chat wid boys..i guess...
You: But I could of said I was a female, and that would've been equally gay.
Stranger: u wish to chat wid male or female?....
You: I don't care. I just want to have a conversation with a stranger.
Stranger: yea...but it changes the mentality.....
Stranger: wel.....jst get used to it.....then it ll be fine...
Stranger: if u dont wish to chat with females.....then bttr say that u r a female...ok?
You: I really don't see the logic there.
Stranger: say 17 female aus....all ll start chatting....coz i have tried it...
Stranger: aha..
Stranger: yea.
You: Yeah, but that's gay.
Stranger: u r right though
Stranger: i knw.......
Stranger: lol...u r funny
You: I would rather get a bunch of disconnects and flames than lie to people on the internet.
You: I have better things to do with my time
Stranger: ahahaha....
Stranger: yea.....y not...ur wish....
Stranger: u r free to do nything...
You: Exactly.
Stranger: but lying on internet is not a crime...:p:D
You: No it's just a douchey thing to do.
Stranger: yea..maybe chill....
Stranger: u dont have gf?
Stranger: ok dude..see ya.....
You: Audios guy.
Stranger: coz.....i also want a girl.....not for sex n porn n all....but to chill ma mind.....coz boys cant do it....:)
You: Whatever floats your boat dude.
Stranger: audios?
You: Spanish for see ya
Stranger: yea..
You: Via Con Dios.'
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: ok...see careful at asl frm next time...u may answer 17 f spain....:p
Stranger: byee......
You: We'll see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

My new desktop background (tiled).