Self Medication

While I understand the importance of doctors in diagnosing and treating illness, I would like to be able to purchase and use corticosteroid nasal spray without having to first consult a physician. That is all.

Liz Lemon Has a Bad Ass Apartment

Liz Lemon, of the hit NBC TV show 30 Rock lives at 160 Riverside Dr, Manhattan, NY, 10024 and has a bad ass apartment. Gee, I wish I lived there.

Asshole

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ima dude

You: Ok, so am I.

You: We're even.

Stranger: uhoh

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Humanity Is Doomed

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: Hey

You: Do you think it's rude to request personal information from strangers on the internet/

You: ?

Stranger: not really....

Stranger: if it's very personal, no

Stranger: but if it's your name, and where your from, it doesn't matter

You: Let me ask that another way; do you think it's rude to ask ASL as the second line of any conversation?

Stranger: not reallly

You: Hmmm... bugs the shit out of me, but go ahead and ask.

Stranger: um... ok what is your ASL?

You: 22/m/usa

You: disconnect?

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Next Conversation

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey.

Stranger: hi

You: Challenge:

You: Can you think of a question besides ASL?

You: Bonus points if you can.

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: skip question?

You: That's more of a statement/

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WTF

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl plz

You: Jesus not again

Stranger: hhahaha

Stranger: wwat?

Stranger: seems funny

Stranger: :p

You: Seriously, what does it matter, you have no way to verify anything I tell you.

Stranger: lol...but we can still visualize whom we are chatting with..

Stranger: like....17 m aus.../71 f brazil.....it makes all the diff........m i right?

You: well yeah, but I am male and so many of these conversations start out "asl" "22/m/usa" [Disconnect]

Stranger: ahaha..

Stranger: u knw the reason..

Stranger: right?

Stranger: :p

You: Because I'm a bad liar?

Stranger: haha..no....coz all want some girl....see...if u r male...n ur opponent s also male...y ll he chat...he wud wish to get soem girl....u get ma point?

Stranger: some*

You: I do.

You: I guess I must be old, but it seems to me if you want to jerk off there's plenty of porn on the internet.

Stranger: haha..no...but still...in chatting also....male n male seems to be kind of gay...n girls aslo wanna chat wid boys..i guess...

You: But I could of said I was a female, and that would've been equally gay.

Stranger: u wish to chat wid male or female?....

You: I don't care. I just want to have a conversation with a stranger.

Stranger: yea...but it changes the mentality.....

Stranger: wel.....jst get used to it.....then it ll be fine...

Stranger: if u dont wish to chat with females.....then bttr say that u r a female...ok?

You: I really don't see the logic there.

Stranger: say 17 female aus....all ll start chatting....coz i have tried it...

Stranger: aha..

Stranger: yea.

You: Yeah, but that's gay.

Stranger: u r right though

Stranger: i knw.......

Stranger: lol...u r funny

You: I would rather get a bunch of disconnects and flames than lie to people on the internet.

You: I have better things to do with my time

Stranger: ahahaha....

Stranger: yea.....y not...ur wish....

Stranger: u r free to do nything...

You: Exactly.

Stranger: but lying on internet is not a crime...:p:D

You: No it's just a douchey thing to do.

Stranger: yea..maybe ....bt....jst chill....

Stranger: u dont have gf?

Stranger: ok dude..see ya.....

You: Audios guy.

Stranger: coz.....i also want a girl.....not for sex n porn n all....but to chill ma mind.....coz boys cant do it....:)

You: Whatever floats your boat dude.

Stranger: audios?

You: Spanish for see ya

Stranger: yea..

You: Via Con Dios.'

Stranger: oh..lol

Stranger: ok..

Stranger: ok...see ya...be careful at asl frm next time...u may answer 17 f spain....:p

Stranger: byee......

You: We'll see

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